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[ce smechera]

Great Tips and Suggestions

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don\'t know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Lose weight quickly by eating raw pork and rancid tuna. I found that the subsequent food poisoning/diarrhea enabled me to lose 12 pounds in only 2 days.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Save on booze by drinking cold tea instead of whiskey. The following morning you can create the effects of hangover by drinking a thimble full of dish washing liquid and banging your head repeatedly on the wall.
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[raluca]

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funny... really nice

[delz0304]

:lol2:
CE FUNNY :laf:

[Adelina]

Omg how funny:laf::laf:

[NeXuS_21]

:lol2: Good Ideas...........NOT

[qutipiealie]

funny................. foarte funny:laf:............da foarte prost:laf::laf::laf::laf:

peace i love you all:alig:

[Nygel]

Hilarious!:laf::laf::lol2::laf::laf::thfro:

[paul_mesaros]

hehehe.. really funny.. :laf:

[ana16]

the one with the bathroom was soo funny i was craking up soo bad people started looking at me hahaha :lol2: :lol2: :laf: :laf: :lol2: :lol2:

[deni]

hey everybody........yo loves us.........we love him too right??????








NOT!!!!!! :D:D:D:D

[kramer]

ana is cuz u peed ur pants....hahahahahaha lol

[Nygel]

Kramer..ahhaha...that wouldn't be funny

[delz0304]

HAHAH LOL DAT LAST ONE IS PRETTY FUNNY

[thebishop]

you crack me up....:o

[WinDow LicKer]

HAHAHHAA THOSE ARE HILARIOUS!!!!

[MaRK!]

hmm... leave the windshield wipers oN, huh...?

hahahahhaaa
funny stuFF!

[ghetto fabulous]

so...about that masking tape again.....:sly:

[Ceci]

it took me a whie to get them. but there sorda funny.. he he

[MaRK!]

im stiLL leavin tha windshield wipers oN......:D

[ce smechera]

lol im happy u guys liked them, there were a ton of them tho i just picked a couple tho, but ya ana i did the same thing i was cracking up and my mom was like ce ii cu tine :screwy: ??? hahaha

[Sweetgirl4u]

wow those were funny..you should put up more!:thfro:

[deni]

yeah, cause i tried all of them and none of them really worked....u see i ended up with a broken car, broken windows, broken phone, broken telephone book......

[Liz]

OMG, I almost peed my pants reading these!!

[Lpeia]

HAHAHAHAHA... u never told me any of these haha those are great

[ce smechera]

Originally posted by Lpeia
HAHAHAHAHA... u never told me any of these haha those are great

lol I never told u cause this thread is like two months old

[deni]

ok. let's move on here people........

[ce smechera]

umm ok?

[Nygel]

Remember a child
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.

"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."

"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"

"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother!' ? It would make me feel so much better."

"Sure," answered the young man.

As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"

As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.

"How can that be?" he asked, "I only purchased a few things!"

"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.

[deni]

ha......that wasnt' funny, that was creepy.........but it's all good novel....

[ce smechera]

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