View Full Version : girls and guys... check this out
Sebastian
11-14-2002, 08:22 PM
>I thought this was pretty funny, yet true.....
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>> > > One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was
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>> > > By the way, if you\'re a woman and you\'re still reading, this
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>> > > another point: Women never listen.
hehehe...i got this one in my email about a week ago...pretty funny
a perfect woman????? hahahaha...yeah right
michelle
11-14-2002, 09:41 PM
well so what if women never listen? we are more perfect than you men...hehe...jk. God bless!
Dulcess
11-14-2002, 09:48 PM
you scored this time.....
Good one Sebi;)
Sebastian
11-15-2002, 01:56 AM
glad you guys like it;)
Sebastian
11-15-2002, 05:34 PM
if women don\'t know how to drive that means they are NOT perfect.:cool:
LigiaBalint
11-15-2002, 05:38 PM
that was a good one Sebi, u shoulda stopped before u wrote men keep scrolling, it woulda been the PERFECT story, haha,lol
Sebastian
11-17-2002, 10:27 PM
does that mean you scrolled down?:P
crissy42
11-17-2002, 11:15 PM
Sebi, you know more than anyone that I am not a perfect driver, to see the least. but on a side note...perfect love only exists when you learn how to love an imperfect person in a perfect way.
Sebastian
11-18-2002, 12:54 PM
no one is talking about \"love\"
romoangel
11-18-2002, 03:46 PM
hahaha...yeah, women do listen. men don\'t. they always think they know everything. :):D
LigiaBalint
11-18-2002, 07:08 PM
ok, im sorry, but i need to make a point, if it was the other way around and it said for u guys not to scroll down, you woulda, so dont even talk, lol!:D
LigiaBalint
11-18-2002, 07:18 PM
you gotta point there, i wana see that answered!
romoangel
11-18-2002, 07:24 PM
yeah, i want to know that answer too!
kramer...we always listen! and you guys wish you knew everthing.:P:D
Sebastian
11-18-2002, 08:41 PM
we are getting off TOPIC...... The topic is ... GIRLS CAN\'T DRIVE.... and to the girls.... let me hang out with you for one day and i\'ll have to pretty much figured out... about 80%.. and that just in one day... and i bet you won\'t be able to figure me out.
Okay, Sebi......first of all girls can drive, some may even drive BETTER then you \"boys\". Some girls may even be able to drive safer, therefore, their cars will last LONGER and look nicer (no names Sebi Jolta). Now, you see Sebi, having your car perform \"doughnuts\" every day will cause your car to break down. :P:P:P:D:D:D
romoangel
11-18-2002, 10:19 PM
thanx emma! i agree with you. guys always talk about how their car did a doughnut or something like that! (coz...lol) :P:D
grls can\'t drive and they never know how to fix their cars, all they do its just drive and drive bad..hehe...there are more grls that get into an accident than guys, i bet anything...so grls learn how to drive...lol
ok let me bring up something here....
if women always listened....where would all the fun go?
i mean c\'mon even by being reckless drivers we bring excitement and unpredictable things into the lives of men!
~emil ps...if women knew how to fix cars...there would be absolutly no purpose for men whatsoever!!!! :P
roxy, i would be the one talking...lol/ miss run over a blind lady...hehehe
romoangel
11-19-2002, 07:30 PM
who cares if girls don\'t know how to fix cars! thats what men are for! j/k lol.
emil... guys get in more car accidents because they are always trying to show off how fast their car goes.:P
Sebastian
11-19-2002, 07:58 PM
Read the story one more time you perfect ladies ... and read what it says ... the driver was a WOMEN ... not a guy who got into an accident.
what\'s a \"doughnut\" (in the car sense)?
One more thing.... women are so much more complicated than men so I seriously doubt a man could figure out \"80%\" of the woman in one day... I think it\'s the other way around... :D
michelle
11-19-2002, 11:31 PM
not only guys know how to fix cars, but some girls do too. you\'d be surprised...also why do guys have higher insurance rates and they don\'t go down until they are 25 and woman\'s when they are 21? :P
Sebastian
11-19-2002, 11:38 PM
Now the girls are researching on why girl are better drivers then guys ... come on now ... the girls hit the guys ... the officer come to see what happened ... the girl flirts with the oficer (or crys) and officer gives guy ticket...there for the guys insurance goes up.
michelle
11-20-2002, 12:14 AM
now everyone knows that\'s not true...hehe. you\'re just trying to hide the truth by making up something that silly.
so why dont the guys cry or flirt with the officers???
now if it was a girl officer, they would flirt and you know it!
emil....what are you talking about????
o vezi tu mai tirziu!
Sebastian
11-20-2002, 07:01 PM
if you try to flirt with a girl oficer... well lets just say... they try to act all hard...
but i have seen a lot of pretty cute girl officers... it makes me want to get pulled over more often.:P
Iacob
11-20-2002, 07:52 PM
I dont\' know about the lady officers you\'ve seen Sebi, but i\'d be afraid she\'d drop kick me, throw me down, and cuff me before i could make a move ....... But then again that\'s not a bad scenario (j/k):D
that\'s really funny guys, maybe my idea wasnt so bad anyway! we need more women to put men in their places!!!! jk!!
love ya guys!!!;)
romoangel
11-21-2002, 08:01 PM
roxy... why j/k? thats true!! lol:P
Sebastian
11-22-2002, 10:57 AM
enough about hot cop girls
but c\'mon sebi we were only playing around...wat\'s wrong...can\'t handle it?
Sebastian
11-22-2002, 07:13 PM
I like hot cop chicks... just don\'t want to get pulled over by one
lol its cool man, i got you!!
dorin83
11-25-2002, 10:04 PM
women cannot drive unless it was to go and do their hair or nails or something like that. thats why you dont see that many women race car drivers. lol sorry ladies but men are the best at this its just hard for you to understand j/k :P:cool:
well dorin...lets see what a \"little\" someone has to say about that, huh?
Iacob
11-26-2002, 05:30 PM
I CAN clean AND cook!!! Just don\'t do it often.
dorin83
11-27-2002, 11:51 PM
kramer she let you go because she felt bad for you j/k lol hey hey ana i can cook very well and i can clean too but why should i thats what you girls are for j/k anyways you are right about guys having a thing for driving but i admit there are some great girl drivers and yes you know who im talking to see ya :cool:
me and my sister were pulling out of our school parking lot, when just befor my sister pull the hand break up, so she could reach in back to get her purse (filled with make up, and nail polish) nd the light turned green, and she floored it, (in snow) the car litteraly turned sideways, and she didnt know what was the problem....and trust me, i\'ve seen MANY girls do dumber things...as for guys, guys are smart enough not to wear makeup, and to not pull the hand brake, only when we fell like doing a doughnut, oh and doing doughnuts isnt bad.....its a good thing, u girls should try it, lol jk:D
wait a minute, yall women/girls know better, there is nothing more perfect then a men/guy
oh, i\'m sorry soso we\'re you serious???
my bad!!!!
jamie_pop
11-29-2002, 06:03 PM
speaking about driving....down here in h-town the GUYS really suck. i mean come on this guy got into an accident the least 23 times. hello????? does that ring a belll..hehe. oh and doughnuts are fun. especially in the rain at the church parking lot. lol. :P
it is that important to know who is perfect and who isnt...or who listen and who dont???...i dont think so...and u cant aunderstand somebody ...doesnt matter if it is a guy or a girl...only when u have to do with that person...am i right???...u better say yes...:P
Gianina
12-01-2002, 02:01 AM
Ok Sebi.. so you had ur fun!! :) Now it\'s us girl\'s turn... here\'s a little joke for ya... And no I didn\'t make it up.. I heard it on the radio...
what is the number one reason God created woman?
Because after creating man, he took one look and said \" ehhh I can do better\" hehe.
Guys are cool and all, but practice makes perfect.. lol I\'m juss messin around
romoangel
12-01-2002, 03:56 PM
yup!!! thats so true!! :D
michelle
12-01-2002, 06:00 PM
that\'s a funny one...i like that one. :D
girls........cant live with them.....cant live without them.......or and same thing goes for u girls....u cant live with us...and u cant live with out us
dorin83
12-02-2002, 09:08 PM
come on girls what would you do without us guys, you know we make you feel better and you know you wouldnt be able to live without us just like we couldnt live without you. :cool:
dorin83
12-02-2002, 09:11 PM
hey i saw this picture online and on top it said \"Annual Women Driver\'s Meeting\" and then it showed a picture of a huge car pileup like they were all piled on top of each other there were like about 20 cars and it was so funny:cool: sorry ladies
michelle
12-02-2002, 11:30 PM
the only reason women get teased about driving is cuz they get into more WEIRD accidents than guys. but it\'s the same with blondes, which i get teased a lot for that, most airheads just happened to be blondes. :P k well just thought you guys might have wanted to know....lol :D
Gianina
12-03-2002, 12:00 AM
Ok so ur right... What would I do without guys? hehe U guys r cool even though sometimes u can be pains, but hey we still luv ya!
Gianina
12-03-2002, 12:01 AM
Ok so ur right... What would I do without guys? hehe U guys r cool even though sometimes u can be pains, but hey we still luv ya!
Gianina
12-03-2002, 12:03 AM
ok that wasn\'t supposed to happen.. i mean to send that only once... sorry... but i guess since it appeared twice, i just got my point accross better... lol
dorin83
12-05-2002, 12:06 AM
your not the only person who has done that:cool:
Sebastian
12-05-2002, 01:08 AM
Gianina
that was the weakest joke ever... you can come up with a better one then that.
dorin83
12-05-2002, 04:43 PM
yea i have to agree with sebastian that was a very lame joke i know there are better jokes than that. but hey you tried so ill give you credit for it:cool:
romoangel
12-05-2002, 05:58 PM
hey guys, the truth might hurt sometimes. lol;):P:D
michelle
12-05-2002, 11:13 PM
i know many jokes that puts guys down, but since i like guys...hehe...i won\'t say anything :P...God bless!!!
dorin83
12-06-2002, 12:35 AM
come on lets see if you can put us down, give us your best shot:cool::P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Iacob
12-06-2002, 12:37 AM
:mad::mad::mad::mad: Cuz you don\'t wanna mess with us:mad::mad::mad::mad:
Jules
12-06-2002, 10:29 PM
Sebi, what\'s the deal about girls not being able to drive well as well as guys? You know, gender really isint something to disable OR enable you to operate a vi-e-hi-cal...ok? And about women not listening...what are you implying...that men DO?.....HAHA
Sebastian
12-07-2002, 10:54 AM
ask emma how many times she got lost last week... hahaha
and yes men do listen... :P
dragos
12-07-2002, 11:33 AM
they are to buisy puting on makeup brushing their hair looking at the good looking guy driving next to them talking on the phone and then they find themselfs driving down the road in the oposite lane or something stupid. not that they can not drive put they just cant pay atention. with guys its diferent we are so into our cars and how we drive we usualy dont get in acidents cause we were to buisy doing our hair we just like to be wrekless and speed and i know all the girls like that.............i think:Di really dont got that thing about figuring aut girls down
Iacob
12-09-2002, 06:49 AM
Its all about the way you think about your car. Most girls i\'ve talked to refer to their cars as that thing with 4 tires and a steering wheel! :D Its true so ....... girls don\'t be hatin\'
Jules
12-09-2002, 12:17 PM
Is that you Sorin? Its me, Jules......whats going on yoooooo??????
Sebastian
12-09-2002, 01:56 PM
what are you talking about ... where is soso?
HEY SOSO,,,,,come here so i could
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHAA
crissy42
12-09-2002, 05:44 PM
most of the time, the reason girls do their make up in the car is to look good for the guys...don\'t pretend that you guys don\'t check out that hot girl next to you at the traffic light, and if it\'s a guy you guys always think he wants to race, don\'t deny it, i know the truth, i have brothers! and personally, it\'s not impressive when guys try to speed and show off such a materialistic thing as a car, hopefully girls are looking for more substance than that
come on crissy......what did you just say.....useing all of these SAFISTIMACATED words....that i never heard of........and you better believe guys want to race everytime we pull next to someone else........shoot i race with the elderly.....cuz my sister has this volkswagon, which isnt too fast, i still rce with everyone,,,,,,but you know what i do.....i want to see if these people will actually race, so i floor it a little, and wait till it turns green, and i let them gun their car, and i go normal, its funny......i once raced this older women, and she was so small, but she was driveing this caddilac, and dude, she smoked me......she had this mean look on her face, and she was all mad,,,,,,she was all saying to herself \"those **** youngsters, i\'ll show him a good lesson\".......lol
dorin83
12-09-2002, 08:00 PM
hey josh the same thing happened with me, the old guy smoked me but he had a mustang so i dont feel that bad, when i get the mustang engine in my car ill smoke a lot of people, :cool:
this women was nuts man, she had the 300hp DTS caddilac deville,,,,,lol dude and plus she had road rage,,,,first she smokes me, then cut me off, and then wouldnt let me get past her, lol, those are the kindof grannys that you wouldnt mess with,,,,you better think twice about stealing her purse, she\'ll beat you to the ground with it, lol
Sebastian
12-09-2002, 09:44 PM
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PHONE ME:D
take dat, take dat
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHA
crissy42
12-09-2002, 11:16 PM
see Josh you used a big word...\"safistimacted\" well so it\'s not a word, but at least you tried. I really did not use anything you guys don\'t understand. Come kramer, don\'t lie.
AHHHHHHHHHH! Cristina! I knew it wasn\'t a real word! I am not the only one who noticed that one! But, yes, his effort counts. Hey, Josh, it would behoove to use a dictionary when you come upon a word that you don\'t know the meaning of! :D Joshua, if only you were as bright as us! You know we are only teasing with you Joshua! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ;););)
first off,,,,,,,im not as dumb as i look,,,,,second off, i dont know how to use a dictionary......third off, y do you guys \"insist\" on picking on little old josh? he\'s a good guy
crissy42
12-09-2002, 11:34 PM
because you always insist on fighting back, it\'s entertaining, but I mean no harm in it.
the hair is growing into my brain, i dont know what to do, maybe i should get a trim under my head......lol
ME TOO DOGG.......but im getting a curly perm bro,,,,,,,curlier than you and your bro sebi
LaviB4Christ
12-10-2002, 07:39 AM
Hey people this is a funny joke about ummm speeding:D:D:D:D:D:D
A police officer pulled a guy over for speeding and had
the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver\'s license?
Driver: I don\'t have one. I had it suspended when I got my
5th DUI. (Driving Under the Influence)
Officer: May I see the owner\'s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It\'s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That\'s right. But come to think of it, I think I
saw the owner\'s card in the glove box when I was putting
my gun in there.
Officer: There\'s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That\'s where I put it after I shot and
killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the
trunk.
Officer: There\'s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain
approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who\'s car is this?
Driver: It\'s mine, officer. Here\'s the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there\'s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there\'s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you
said there\'s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
The trunk was opened; no body.
Captain: I don\'t understand it. The officer who stopped
you said you told him you didn\'t have a license, stole the
car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead
body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I\'ll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
LaviB4Christ
12-10-2002, 07:52 AM
What happens when you fall in love with:
A chef? (You get buttered up.)
A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
A telephone operator? (He gives you a phone-y line.)
A trashman? (He dumps you.)
A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)
:D:D:D:D:D See how guys are!!!!!!!!!!!! lol:D:D
Jules
12-10-2002, 09:05 AM
Dont let these girls tease you, u know u a cutie still!
(...but seriouslly, DONT get a perm, lol, you dont even need it!)
cosmin
12-10-2002, 09:10 AM
shoulda used that method when i got pulled over FOR NO REASON beyond being a bunch of good lookin guys in a cool car!....about a month ago... :mad:
LaviB4Christ
12-10-2002, 11:47 AM
heres another funny one, dissin on boys, lol don\'t worry guys I STILL luv youz:D:D:D
If you want someone who will do anything to please you,
get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper
without tearing through it first for the sports page, get
a dog.
If you want someone who\'ll make a total fool of himself
because he\'s glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of
him and never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn\'t
care less about Monday Night Football, and watches
dramatic movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who\'ll be content just to snuggle up
and keep you warm in bed, and whom you can kick out of bed
if he slobbers and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do,
doesn\'t care how good or bad you look, acts as though
every word you say is worth hearing, never complains, and
loves you unconditionally all the time, get a dog!
On the other hand...If you want someone who never comes
when you call him, totally ignores you when you walk in
the room, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over
you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only
to see that He\'s happy...
Get a CAT!
LaviB4Christ
12-10-2002, 11:49 AM
Kramer, my name is spelled w/ an i at the end not e, lol. I get them in my email, they send me CLEAN jokes like every day cuz i signed up for it a while ago, sorry but i forgot where.:( oh well, some arn\'t so funny but then some are:D:D:D:D:D
HEY MISS, IF YOU\'RE GANNA MAKE FUN OF GUYS, TAKE IT TO THE \"JAKES\" CATIGORY, THIS IS THE CATIGORY FOR THE GUYS TO MAKE FUN OF GIRLS, NOT GIRLS MAKEING FUN OF GUYS
and im just playing with you lavi, this is a chat for everyone to diss on each other...:D:D:D
oh and im not sexist, a pig, or a jerk, im playing with you girls :D:D:D:D:D
i\'m sure she didnt mean to make fun of guys, just posting jokes...anyways u guys seem a little sensative, not that its a bad thing!!!lol
i was only kidding..........oh and yeah im a senstive guy.......:P:P
crissy42
12-10-2002, 07:15 PM
are you just saying that cuz that\'s what girls want to hear? This whole thing about dissing on guys reminds me of this card I read once ( I used to work at Hallmark)....there\'s a pic of a buff guy on the cover saying \"you\'re beautiful, and I\'m sensitive, let\'s get together\"...and on the inside it says \"fell asleep at work again?\" just goes to say it is rare (notice I did not say that sensitive guys don\'t exist) to find a guy like that.
take MIKE TYSON as an example,,,,when he was all apologetic, when he lost to Lewis....he was about to cry in front of the whole world????? mike tyson is a sensitive guy :D:D:D:D:D
crissy42
12-10-2002, 07:24 PM
wasn\'t that the guy that bit someone\'s ear off? or am i totally off? and if so, how is that sensitive at all???
lol come on, even my grandma knows about mike tyson, and she doesnt watch tv.......get with the program,,,,,lol anyway, if crying isnt sensitive, then maybe his voice is?
LaviB4Christ
12-10-2002, 09:22 PM
Hey Ruxi, who says i wasn\'t dissin them,lol ya\'ll know i was jokin:D
narcis
12-10-2002, 11:51 PM
mike tyson did bite evander hollyfields ear............ ahahahhaah it was a while ago though...............i don\'t know y i said that..........just for the record i h=guess.........
Sebastian
12-11-2002, 10:27 AM
crissy... NEEDS a sensitive guy who will throw his coat over a mud puddle so she could walk over it... because she can\'t walk around it:P
i had to say something crissy.....
DON\'T HIT ME!
I\'m sensitive:D:P
crissy42
12-11-2002, 03:04 PM
sebi, i won\'t hit you, i\'ll do worse....i\'ll mess up your hair!!!!! ahh, remember last time, so dude, don\'t miss with me. and yeah i do need a sensitive/masculine guy, is that possible???
narcis
12-12-2002, 03:47 PM
seb i think u fit crissys needs for masculine sensative guy........ ha ha
HAHA sebi?????? come on dude, look at me, im a tall \"masculan\" guy, that is over protective of his hair.........arent i sensitive?:fro::fro:
Sebastian
12-12-2002, 08:55 PM
she\'s all yours...... I Aint her type:ajam:
look crissy what nice freinds you have over here:D
dragos
12-12-2002, 10:45 PM
but just like narcis for the record
NICE+SENSITIVE=HOMOSEXUAL
im sorry if i ruined some girls dreams of having a nice and sensitive man around :(
what you girls need is a pimp
narcis
12-12-2002, 11:12 PM
MAN YOU DON\'T KNOW ME???? WHAT GIVES U THE RIGHT TO CALL ME A HOMOSEXUAL ?????????MAN U ACTING LIKE U KNOW ME.........
cheese dog,,,,,,i dont think that was directed to you dogg.......and dragos that wasnt cool......
dragos why you gatta go there.....that aint cool........lets keep this freindly fellas
michelle
12-12-2002, 11:27 PM
hey i have met a lot of nice and sensitive guys...there are a lot out there. no offense, but i don\'t like pimps...i want the man all to myself and no sharing...lol:D
how does tomarrow night sound........llol jk
michelle
12-12-2002, 11:34 PM
7 pm be there on the dot! hehe :P
crissy42
12-13-2002, 03:40 PM
yes i agree michelle, i have hope that there i sweet guys out there that can actually respect a girl. don\'t worry gabi you didn\'t burst my bubble. and what is this, \"she\'s all yours\", I\'m not for sale!!! :)
cosmin
12-13-2002, 03:57 PM
you guys did a great job steppin in to the \'dragos\' comment....which by the way i agree was very rude! :nono:
n e way... i\'m glad y\'all are havin fun w/this forum but tryin to keep it clean! :clap:
me and kramer are the new moderators we need to do our job......:D:D
crissy42
12-13-2002, 07:12 PM
Josh, when did you become a moderator? well i guess i\'m glad we\'re all in safe hands :)
dragos
12-13-2002, 11:50 PM
that was not directed at anyone i was just talking in general and it is true you got to admit all gay guys or at least most gay guys are good looking and they all are sensitive but im sure there are some guys like that that are straight. sorry if it ofended you narcis did not mean to point anyone out i dont even know you:(
dragos
12-14-2002, 10:44 PM
now that i read what i said over again i see how narcis got the idea i was talking about him but i was just trying to say \"for the record\" and refered to narcis since he said that phrase in one of his posts
thanks for apologizeing dragos.....everythings real in the feild
now, now, lets go back to the girls, i have to say i luv them, after all we need eachother, God said do....
Later nigaz, and to all of u some AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH :fro:
soso.......why is u hatein dogg?
lol im just playin *****,you know i aint got nothin but love for you
my little niga junior....
they were asking about u ?
HAHA.......yessss yes yes
SOSO dogg where you at???
dogg, these guys was lookin for u
narcis
12-17-2002, 12:00 AM
dezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz nuttttttttssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hahahahha ha
(directed only to soso and josh)
(esp. josh)
see now why all u white boys talking slang and acting like a bunch of wiggas?
thats not cool!
why you gatta hate us.....why is you hatein.........so what if we talk like this...just because we arent \"black\" dont mean anything.....
and plus....we joke around this way:D:D
little one fi cuminte, dont hate.... appreciate.... u dont know nothing about this... i got something for u but i will let junior give it to u cause im a grown s man
holla back nigaz...... :fro:
narcis..... they keep asking about u dogg
i told them u aint got it.... but u put something in it......
later nigaz:xmas:
lol........take notes little one....u could learn something from soso
oh hey sorin, this dude was lookin for you dog.....he said he want his 50 cent back dog, but i had told him you waddent ganna give it to him untill he gave you that one thing back........but anyway, this dude was lookin for you dogg
never heard of him..... :baby:
haha
well anyway
DEEEEZZ NIZZZZZZZZZZZZUTS
dang kramer, you crack me up.........
anyways.......some chick was looking for you dogg
soso...is it the bullying of the little ones that makes you feel more like a grown man?!
AHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA!
comon *****...........why you gatta hate dogg.........why you gatta hate on soso......he a grown s man......:P:P:P
lol.......andy knows im just playin with him...........
who was askin???????
haha.............dang kramer.......ever since we came to detroit.....you havent been the same
lol
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH
lol but still bro........we corrupted you bigtime
guys, ever hear of a CHATROOM?! ;) and yes, josh, you guys corrupted him BIGTIME!
lol come on now andy........u and i both know that aint nobody ever in that chat room
Dorian
01-22-2003, 05:58 AM
gotta love the one liner posts
what if you believe that there is a perfect man??????? :bsmile:
Dorian
01-27-2003, 06:28 AM
look no further, you\'ve found him
yeah,,, right here.......lol man that was funny......but im just kiddin
:baby:
Ana Maria
01-28-2003, 01:34 PM
wwjd....i have to say that your quote here is wrong...us girls do know how to drive better and there are quite a few of us who know how to fix cars....
*my dads also a mechanic so i know quite a lot* and lately more girls are being mechanics than guys
*at least in Kansas anyway
Originally posted by wwjd
grls can\'t drive and they never know how to fix their cars, all they do its just drive and drive bad..hehe...there are more grls that get into an accident than guys, i bet anything...so grls learn how to drive...lol :D
kramer
01-28-2003, 01:36 PM
ah ya ana_maria only in kansas u girl know how rto fix cars cuz u girls nothing else to do hehhehe loljk:lol2:
Ana Maria
01-28-2003, 01:49 PM
heheh hey kramer...long time no seee...hopefully ill be moving out of kansas soon...its gettting to be really borinbg and sad with no romanians or romanian church around:bfro::lol2:
kramer
01-28-2003, 02:07 PM
im sorry but i dont remeber u at all do u have a pic to backup the name...hehe
Ana Maria
01-29-2003, 10:08 AM
kramer...do u remember someone by the name of Mary from the betezda forum? ill be putting up pictures soon...
and i think u might remember misule from betezda..and im her younger sister:lol2::bfro:
kramer
01-29-2003, 11:45 AM
oh ok i remeber now im so dumb sometimes...hehehhe:lol2::scratch::thfro:
wow this thread keeps on going hua? ROFL sebi i have to admit that was cute....
even so women just dont listen to stupid comments... lol just kidding..
:lol2:
ok ok ok......time out..........what does ROFL mean......
it lookes like some type of rein deer lol
dont ask:thfro::bfro::lol2:
Robert
01-30-2003, 02:30 AM
rofl is roll on the floor laughing i belive...an supper lol if you will...
Amadeuss
10-10-2003, 06:14 PM
LOOL I love this and yeah women never listen... they just want to be listened .... Yeah right .. as long as they don't we don't :D
NeXuS_21
10-10-2003, 06:50 PM
i was still scrolling..... :) i don't listen cause i like being stubborn :p
Amadeuss
10-10-2003, 06:52 PM
Yeah angel well ur not the only one so don't be so proud :D
WiNDOWLiCKER
01-16-2004, 04:00 PM
HAHAHAAAHAH HOW FUNNY!!!!!!!!! :)
kramer
01-17-2004, 12:32 AM
oh my gosh the last time i posted here was almost a year ago its been that long sheesh how much weve grown....lol
stephi81
01-19-2004, 12:24 PM
ha funny i tink i heard it before
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