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[vdorin]

Top Ten Things People Won't Say
When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker
or the More Subtle Fish Symbol
On Your Car:

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."


9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians -- they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.


8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?"

6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?" "Dad, can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?"



5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!"



4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer."



3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert -- it's probably gospel tracts for the road workers."



2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars."



1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!"

[Matt]

wow...

these are like against the sticker...



maybe people just like to be reminded of jesus?

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[vdorin]

ehhh just think about it..... kinda makes u wonder huh?

[meesh]

haha some of them are so true.....

there was this one time....that i was going to buy this sticker for my husband.....and this is how it goes: HOW WOULD JESUS DRIVE???

But he hates any kinda sticker on a car. he thinks their lame......he even got me to take off my romanian flag sticker.....(the fact that some wierd people thought it was a gay flag sticker made the decision to take it off a bit easier!!! :eek: )

[vdorin]

lol thats kinda funny... i'm sporting my romo sticker..lol

[SaintJoe69]

Top Ten Things People Won't Say
When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker
or the More Subtle Fish Symbol
On Your Car:

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."

9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians -- they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.

8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?"

6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?" "Dad, can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?"

5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!"

4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer."

3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert -- it's probably gospel tracts for the road workers."

2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars."

1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!"
5 and 4 are hilarious. :lol2:

[meesh]

i wanna get a ryouth sticker too....but umm...i cant afford it at all right now....

in fact...as im sitting here..im trying to think of what junk in our "attic" room i can pawn so that i can go to atlanta tonight.............hmmmmm :scratch:

and ironically ..i was teh one who pushed for the whole tshirts and stickers thingy....

[vdorin]

lol you;re so funny meesh...

[Luscious]

:lol2: some funny stuff dude.


3 and 4 are good:D

[Pull and Twist]

It always get's me angry when someone with a fish sticker or a baby on board thing cuts me off.

Come to think of it, it angers me when anyone cuts me off.

[sOmEoNeLiKeYoU]

wow these are pretty funny

[Waste of Paint]

haha.. sad cuz its true..

[vdorin]

yeah isn't it kinda sad....? hmmmm

[AlaturiDeIngeri]

the way i see it.. is that we as christians like to proudly display symbols proving to others that we are christians.. but most of the time we dont ACT like we are.. thats the view i got from those 10 statements...

[vdorin]

thats right....;) thats exactly it.

[Matt]

so how is pointing the finger at people gona do you any better?

[vdorin]

wut do u mean pointing the finger at people?

[Andrusca]

i love number 4 that ones funny! lol
andrea
nice levi, sad, but true! GB

[vdorin]

ya it is kinda sad:(

[hailey]

Some of those are pretty funny, but don't forget - Christians are not perfect. I admit that I've been guilty of # 4 & #9 before...

[vdorin]

yeah, thats for sure.... i think we all can say we did atleast one of these huh? :(

[yuriy]

Top Ten Things People Won't Say
When They See the Christian Bumper Sticker
or the More Subtle Fish Symbol
On Your Car:

10. "Look! Let's stop that car and ask those folks how we can become Christians."


9. "Don't worry, Billy, those people are Christians -- they must have a good reason for driving 90 miles an hour.


8. "What a joy to be sharing the highway with another car of Spirit-filled brothers and sisters."

7. "Isn't it wonderful how God blessed that Christian couple with a brand-new BMW?"

6. "Dad, how come people who drive like that don't get thrown in jail?" "Dad, can we get a bumper sticker like that, too?"



5. "Stay clear of those folks, Martha. If they get raptured, that car's gonna be all over the road!"



4. "Oh, look! That Christian woman is getting a chance to share Jesus with a police officer."



3. "No, that's not garbage coming out of their windows, Bert -- it's probably gospel tracts for the road workers."



2. "Oh, boy, we're in trouble now! We just rear-ended one of God's cars."



1. "Quick, Alice, honk the horn or they won't know that we love Jesus!"

Lol..hahahaha funny little quotes;) seriously..

[third_day]

hey, i think of #8 when i see someone with a fish sticker, except not so spiritual. just like "hey! another christian on the road!" idk, it makes me smile. =)

[yuriy]

hey, i think of #8 when i see someone with a fish sticker, except not so spiritual. just like "hey! another christian on the road!" idk, it makes me smile. =)

that is true:D whenever like i drive with my parents..and theyre like oh Christians:D hehe

[rockush]

I like #5, that's why I have a fish sticker on may car. and I'm happy when I see a "christian car" on the road :) Matei 10:32-33
GBU !!!

[yuriy]

I like #5, that's why I have a fish sticker on may car. and I'm happy when I see a "christian car" on the road :) Matei 10:32-33
GBU !!!

hahaha yeah #5 rocks too!..what kind of car you got?