stupid answers to stupid questions

[anca2119]

black all the wayyyy

lime or orange?

[marching*4*Him]

ok this is not yes or no game lol....

either one can make citrus punch!!

have you ever been afraid?

[anca2119]

yes..plenty....like before they took out my tonsils...lol

have u ever had a surgery?

[Thais]

no, but I will this winter :-S

when do u want to die?

[boyeleven]

when it's my time

should i wait for true love?

[David 001]

yeah why not i mean you probably have nothing better to do with your time...


what colour would you like your hair to be blue or green?

[simfonica]

when it's my time

should i wait for true love?
__________________



waiting makes it worth it

why does life seem to get harder and harder??

[simfonica]

[QUOTE=dare devil]yeah why not i mean you probably have nothing better to do with your time...


what colour would you like your hair to be blue or green?[/QUOTE/]

i love those colors but i woulnt want my hair to be that color

why am i online?

[David 001]

thats a question that we will never have an answer to coz we dont know why we are online either...hahaha

what are your creditcard details?...hahaha
nah

what colour hair would you have then?

[boyeleven]

orange

is that a good color

[simfonica]

the color i have now hehehe

why are you so concerned with hair lol?

[boyeleven]

dude't that was not my Q

should people slow down

[David 001]

i'm not. but the games says to ask stupip questions


why do yopu like royouth?

[David 001]

orange

is that a good color


do you really want me to answer that?...

[simfonica]

do you really want me to answer that?...
dont tell him he's not ready for the truth jk boyeleven

[boyeleven]

no please tell me,but i'm gona get orange hair.

[simfonica]

no please tell me,but i'm gona get orange hair.


uhm... it depends ... i dont know how you look like so i cant comment lol

[boyeleven]

i have a pic of me up on west cost youth in cali

[simfonica]

well humm... yellow and orange do go alright lol

do you like orange or wat?

[anca2119]

nah...i dont like it at all...

would u rather talk on the phone or chat online?

[boyeleven]

on the phone then you can tell how the person is realy doing

do you comb your hair in the morning?

[simfonica]

YES

do you like shushi? lol

[anca2119]

yup....its all good

do u use hairspray or gel?

[simfonica]

moose lol sometimes hair spray

have you ever been to tokio?

[boyeleven]

what?

do you fandango?

[simfonica]

more like WUT???? wat is that


where are you from Romania?

[anca2119]

anina...in Timisoara


would u rather listen to cds or radio?

[simfonica]

both depends on wats on the radio ... with cd i can listen to them anytime

yahoo or aim?

[anca2119]

yahoo with ppl in Ro...aim with ppl here

whats ur favorite month?

[simfonica]

MAY!! mainly cuz i was born then lol

why do we have clouds ?

[boyeleven]

huh? :D :D

[simfonica]

i dk it says stiud questions doesnt it

why does a mirror reflect?

[boyeleven]

cuz it's made to break

why is water wet?

[simfonica]

hey.......

hmmm...why is it wet??

why are you on this thread???

[anca2119]

cuz i like stupid questions

do ur ears balance ur head?

[simfonica]

hahahaha huh? no lol jk yea no i dk

how does a phone work??

[wet dog]

as many as you want


whats the worst pick up line someone sed on you?




y r u talkin about pick up lines on an christian website(im telling dad):uhuh:

[anca2119]

hahahaha huh? no lol jk yea no i dk

how does a phone work??


you talk and it talks back

how does the heart work?

[Socc3roo]

suck in, pump out!

why do elephants have legs?

[boyeleven]

to stomp on people

why are guy's dumb?

[marching*4*Him]

so girls can be smart...duh...

why would you ask that?lol

[anca2119]

because guys dont know they r dumb....(jk)

why r blondes actually such airheads(not ALL but majority)?

[boyeleven]

cuz they need somthing to fill the space between there head's

what sauce do you like?

[anca2119]

BBQ sauce...what kind of sauce do u mean?

what ur favorite color to wear?

[boyeleven]

black,it's sliming

what color do you like to wear?

[anca2119]

black...ppl always ask me who died???

who died?...

[boyeleven]

my worldly body

who should die?

[anca2119]

i dont think anyone should die

what perfume/cologne do u wear?

[boyeleven]

black :D

what perfume do you wear?

[anca2119]

Dolce&Cabbana

what ur favorite number?

[boyeleven]

anything that is even

do you like odd #'s?

[anca2119]

yeah..i guess..but they r odd sometimes

do you stop at the stop sign when no ones around?

[boyeleven]

well yesterday i left church and flew by the stop sign at around 50mph with out even thinking about stoping :D

do you slow down when there is a cop behind you?

[anca2119]

lol...of course...i dont brake immediatly though...just enough to get passed the speed limit

have u ever got pulled over by the popos?

[Rise]

why the dog can't fly?
because someone have to smal ears
http://atriaskulls2.rmcinfo.fr/images/mn/1146837333.jpg

other havn`t smal ears but thy also cant fly....

http://www.hotdogblog.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/Dachshund%20Octoberfest%202004/dachshund_normal_Dachshund%20Octoberfest-2004-10-09-002.jpg

oher are to (hot)dog to fly away....

http://www.teezz.co.uk/images/dogs/dachshund-8472.jpg

and other just fly away!

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/95500/95865wCFB_w.jpg
http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/PantAm.gif

So every dog can fly just let him fly!!!

[boyeleven]

lol...of course...i dont brake immediatly though...just enough to get passed the speed limit

have u ever got pulled over by the popos?

4 time's but only got one ticket

any speeding ticket's?

[Mia Balint]

dita']A. Because they're yellow

Q. Why cant elephants jump?


Din cauza greutatii!
De ce femeile sant mai curioase decat barbatii?:)

[boyeleven]

cuz they are girls

what does ps stand for?

[pray_ush]

post scriptum..

nici atata nu stiti? lol

[boyeleven]

so

do you like trident?

[marching*4*Him]

whats trident? lol

do you speed?

[o^-^o]

do you like trident?

[marching*4*Him]

do you like trident?
stas that was answered....i asked a question....

do you speed?

[boyeleven]

yes all the time, but i need to slow down a little

do you drive 10mph under the speed limit? :bash:

[pray_ush]

aha.. y not?

p.s. this is supposed to be stupid.. lol

Q: how many times/ day u look in the mirror? :lol2:

[anca2119]

more like 10mph over...everyone goes 80 on the freeway now

Did you have to wear braces when you were younger or now???

[anca2119]

aha.. y not?

p.s. this is supposed to be stupid.. lol

Q: how many times/ day u look in the mirror? :lol2:




every time im in front of one......i dunno....mornings and nights

how many times do u brush ur teeth a day?

[marching*4*Him]

i dont have teeth....

are you scared of michael jackson...or is it just me ? lol

[pray_ush]

more like 10mph over...everyone goes 80 on the freeway now

Did you have to wear braces when you were younger or now???

never... :) thanks God

[marching*4*Him]

aha.. y not?

p.s. this is supposed to be stupid.. lol

Q: how many times/ day u look in the mirror? :lol2:
lol sorry have to answer this....i scare myself lookin in the mirror so i quite! :laf: ok im done...
be blessed

[pray_ush]

i dont have teeth....

are you scared of michael jackson...or is it just me ? lol

haha just u... :laf: ce frici au altii...lol...

what the red w/ x inside button? :laf:

[pray_ush]

lol sorry have to answer this....i scare myself lookin in the mirror so i quite! :laf: ok im done...
be blessed

I don't believe u.. :whistle:

can u send me a pic of u?

[marching*4*Him]

do you want a heart attack? LOL

do you want a lollipop? lol
be blessed

[pray_ush]

don't answer w/ a Q... not fair.. ;)
and yes... I want a lollipop.. apple flavor, pliiiz :thfro:

what does ur job mean for u?

[*pisicuta*]

ugh..lets see...its the way i make my money for needed/wanted things in life right now...

what do u hope to major in in college?

[boyeleven]

i dont go to college

why is coconut white?

[pray_ush]

cuz it's almost black on the outside :laf: so it has to be black'n white..lol

(I like boyeleven, u play this game stupid...lol the way it's supposed to go)

so what? lol

[marching*4*Him]

yeah lol

guess waht?

[boyeleven]

ok i guess what.......now what?????

what is over there?

[Rise]

ok i guess what.......now what?????

what is over there?
ohh tha best STUPID question :))
ASL PLS
:laf: :laf: :laf: :laf: :laf: :laf: :laf: :laf: :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom: :tom:

[marching*4*Him]

ok i guess what.......now what?????

what is over there?
ahhh its a big gianormous thing with great big eyes and hands with claws..and its coming rite at me!!!!!!!! :flag:

lol

now why would you do that?

[boyeleven]

cuz that was ment to be done

so if that was ment to be done then what is done to be ment????? :bash:

[pray_ush]

sa-ti dai palmi, nu alta.. lol (hope u guys still know at least that much romanian) :p:

again...what's the red button w/ x inside? :laf:

[boyeleven]

it's the ejection button

why is the rain tear shape?

[*~elistan~*]

because the sky is crying!! der..

why does guacamole taste better than it sounds??

[boyeleven]

cuz it's green

is the milkyway realy made of milk?

[martina]

of course it is, it happens when the cow jumps over the moon lol

why do most asains get into car accidents?

[boyeleven]

can there small enough to servive them

why red a mean color?

[anca2119]

cuz it hurts...like when u get hurt..ur skin turns red

why is blood blue???

[boyeleven]

cuz it has no Oxagen

why is black hot?

[anca2119]

cuz it slims you down/ cuz its dark..dark colors attract heat

how do you spell it?

[rebeca_08]

A. cuz they'll fly away
Q. why is a color a color?

[anca2119]

A. cuz they'll fly away
Q. why is a color a color?



what will fly away...????....ce dumbo....lol...jk..my lil becky


a color is a color cuz i said so....lol

how does hair stay curly?

[boyeleven]

it's get's wierd

what does a bar,a bee and a Q have in common? :bash:

[anca2119]

it's get's wierd

what does a bar,a bee and a Q have in common? :bash:


lol....barbeque??????

what does a boy and a girl have in common???

[boyeleven]

love

is that the right answer?

[anca2119]

no...its skin...lol....jk...yeah....its love i guess.

do ppl that go insane/handicapped go to heaven????

[PaPaGaL]

no...its skin...lol....jk...yeah....its love i guess.

do ppl that go insane/handicapped go to heaven????

ofcourse... they are still part of God's Family

what is black and white and has six wheels?

[anca2119]

Mars Surveyor 2001.....i think


what kind of key cant u use????

[boyeleven]

i dont know ask GOD :D

is fire sause from taco bell really firey?

[boyeleven]

ofcourse... they are still part of God's Family

what is black and white and has six wheels?

a nun in a duely :D

Q's is the one from me that is above.

[boyeleven]

Mars Surveyor 2001.....i think


what kind of key cant u use????

a note key ??????

same as above

[anca2119]

i dont know ask GOD :D

is fire sause from taco bell really firey?


its a monKEY....lol....

no its not really firey....your tongue would be burnt already

what does del taco mean???

[Dude]

Of I mark.


Could you bite your ear?

[anca2119]

i could...but now i cant...lol

can u lick ur elbow????

[boyeleven]

no but who can

if you have a black cat how many year's of bad luck do you have?
not that there is such a thing as luck :D :bash:

[marching*4*Him]

luck...no such thing as you said lol....

if i wake up tomorrow....what day will it be?

[pray_ush]

ah.. today....lol

how about some reality? :laf:

[boyeleven]

no thanks it's to real

is the meat from panda express real panda? :bash:

[marching*4*Him]

:laf: noooooo is not panda!!! is bear!!!! bear meat....with som beef....l

how is china....?

[boyeleven]

very very good were alse can you go 190km/h and not get pulled over

how is earth?

[marching*4*Him]

i dont know im stuck on mars.....lol

have you lost your watch?

[anca2119]

no...i dont wear watches...they bug

are peanuts made from pee????

[boyeleven]

no there made from nut's :yuck:

what word is in juice?

[anca2119]

'JUICE'

ice
I
ICU (i see you)
thats about it



Who do you think you are???

[boyeleven]

what kinda question is that

how do you think i'am?

[anca2119]

how do i think you are?


who do you say you are?

[boyeleven]

who do you say i'am?

is this getting annoying?

[anca2119]

i dunno..lets find out

i think you are a fata cu mustache....looooooooooooool
who do u think I am?

[boyeleven]

a chikita

what's on the corner of over and there?

[anca2119]

good job...lol..


whats on the corner of over and there is for me to know and for you to find out

whats on the ceiling of up and around?

[boyeleven]

????????? now that is a good one

if the roof is up and the ground is below, what is inbetween?

[anca2119]

me on royouth

if the sky is blue....and the grass is green...what color are you???

[ButterflyKisses]

air........!

why do people ask such weird questions

[boyeleven]

me on royouth

if the sky is blue....and the grass is green...what color are you???

white

why do people ask such weird questions

cuz that's how you play the game :D

what is the end of the start?

[anca2119]

the letter T

what is at the end of space? does it even end????

[boyeleven]

ya it's heaven

what is the distance between me and you?

[anca2119]

this computer screen

why do you ask???

[boyeleven]

now that is a stupid question :D

what has a leg a arm and a air plane?

[anca2119]

i dunno...u tell me

there is no such thing as a stupid question...just simply stupid ppl asking them.....that doesnt include us though

what flys but has no wings?

[Da Dallaz Star]

i dunno...u tell me

there is no such thing as a stupid question...just simply stupid ppl asking them.....that doesnt include us though

what flys but has no wings?

A garbage truck has fly's but no wingz.....

why cant we all just get along?

[boyeleven]

pants

what is round and bald?

[boyeleven]

A garbage truck has fly's but no wingz.....

why cant we all just get along?

cuz then life would be boring :D

[anca2119]

we are getting along...whatchu talkin about????

do you think ur Rodney King????...all gansta and stuff

[Da Dallaz Star]

no...

u talkin to me?

[anca2119]

pants

what is round and bald?



your dome

what lighter than a feather...but you can see it???

[anca2119]

no...

u talkin to me?


no im talking to the black guy behind you....lol...yes..im talking to you

[boyeleven]

your dome

what lighter than a feather...but you can see it???

air

am i right?

[Da Dallaz Star]

no im talking to the black guy behind you....lol...yes..im talking to you

ok...i see...nah...im not gangsta...I just like the hat he's wearing....

why cant people who are different be accepted?

[Da Dallaz Star]

air

am i right?

i waz gonna say the holy spirit but that workz 2.

[anca2119]

i waz gonna say the holy spirit but that workz 2.



dang....lol...i didnt even think of that one...ur good...lol...

[anca2119]

ok...i see...nah...im not gangsta...I just like the hat he's wearing....

why cant people who are different be accepted?



they are accepted between people who are differnt

Is death..the begining of life????

[boyeleven]

it the begining of the true life :D

would you want to know when you are gona die?

[Da Dallaz Star]

nah...i wanna enjoy everyday like itz my last....

why go 2 skool?

[ButterflyKisses]

so you can have a good future

why did you people skip my other question??

[boyeleven]

dont know

what was your other question?

[anca2119]

it the begining of the true life :D

would you want to know when you are gona die?


probably yes....then i would take my life more seriously and do what i gotta do

what about you????

[boyeleven]

ya, same reason

whould you date someone that your bro/sis is dateing there bro/sis?

[anca2119]

no...but i have seen it happened...doesnt look right to me

would you????

[boyeleven]

never that's just wrong

is it a sin for two bro's to marry two sis's?

[anca2119]

hmmmmm....i dunno....is it????..i would lean more on yes...but i should ask someone from church

Do you think its a sin????

[boyeleven]

in my eye's yes

do you like pepsi?

[anca2119]

yeah...but i dont drink soda

do u drink coffee?

[boyeleven]

nope

do you drink coffee?

[anca2119]

only when i work

if a car traveled at the speed of light...what would happen if u turned the lights on????

[boyeleven]

it would still be in darkness,,,lol

what is the sound of light?

[rebeca_08]

A.i think it goes something like bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Q. if a male is known to do all the work then y d they just sit around the couch and never catch them doing anything?

[anca2119]

hun...just because ur brother is like that...it doesnt mean all the men are like that....lol....jk

why are there little immature girls????

[boyeleven]

cuz there are little immature boy's

why is the water blue,but when it's in a bottle it's clear?

[anca2119]

cuz the ocean had blue lights on the bottem

why does the sky change colors???

[ButterflyKisses]

so you know whats gonna come (ex..rain) =oD

do you wish you were an oscar meyer weiner?

[HowBoutSumGravy]

Yes, I've always wanted to be edible, I wouldn't have to waste money buying food.


Why Does... Tickle me Elmo Laugh when you kick it?

[boyeleven]

cuz he's a ticking time bomb

do you have a foot?

[ButterflyKisses]

no i have 2!!!

do YOU have a foot??

[PaPaGaL]

yes.. i have feet


what does hay taste like?

[Beatus]

hay tastes like grass....except crunchier... (dont ask how i know that... lol)

why does the moon follow people around?

[PaPaGaL]

so that when people turn around, they get mooned.. lol


how many dogs do u have?

[boyeleven]

none i have two cat's

what is the sun had a son what would you call it?

[marching*4*Him]

sunny the suns son

do you like funny? do you laugh?

[Titus]

Who's funny? I'll laugh if someone likes funny!
R u a monkey?

[marching*4*Him]

no im a monkeys aunt....

what are you?

[Titus]

A monkey lover
Do u have monkeys in your church?

[marching*4*Him]

if you think of it as a jungle then yes....but if you think of it the correct way as the house of God no.....

why would you ask that?

[anca2119]

dont ask me...lol

why are their quiet ppl??

[boyeleven]

cuz someone need's to listen for GOD's voise

are you a quiet person?

[anca2119]

depends where i am.....church..of course..out with the teens....im center of attention....lol...jk

are you a quiet person????

[boyeleven]

all the time :D

is that a good thing?

[marching*4*Him]

i dont know you tell me....

are your teeth yellow or white?

[anca2119]

white....i just bleached them......

what about your teeth???

[boyeleven]

whitish

what color is your hair?

[pray_ush]

blue...

wait, I meant light brown.. lol

do u eat ur nails? :laf:

[anca2119]

brown and straight

do u have curly hair?.....i wish i did

[anca2119]

blue...

wait, I meant light brown.. lol

do u eat ur nails? :laf:



i used to then i got braces and it stopped...then i got the braces off and it looks like i have overcomed nail bitting....lol...

what do u do when ur nervous??....bite nails...twirl hair...etc

[boyeleven]

some times i nibble on my nail's and no i dont have curly hair

do you have straight hair?

[boyeleven]

i used to then i got braces and it stopped...then i got the braces off and it looks like i have overcomed nail bitting....lol...

what do u do when ur nervous??....bite nails...twirl hair...etc

punch people

same Q as above

[marching*4*Him]

no mines curly and i twist the crap outta it!! lol

whos you perfect friend?

[anca2119]

when im nervous...i look like im freezing....teeth chatter..hands get cold...lol

but i tend to play with my hair


do u get nervous when u sing in church?????(these are not stupid q's anymore..lol)

[boyeleven]

other then jesus no one

who is you best friend?

[boyeleven]

when im nervous...i look like im freezing....teeth chatter..hands get cold...lol

but i tend to play with my hair


do u get nervous when u sing in church?????(these are not stupid q's anymore..lol)

no i dont get nervous,and yes they arnt stupid anymore

[Titus]

Monkeys.
Did u ever pet a monkey?

[boyeleven]

yes

are monkeys kool?

[anca2119]

Jesus..the one and only

did u ever have a best friend?

[anca2119]

yes

are monkeys kool?



yeah they are......

do you have one?

[Titus]

i had once a monkey.
are monkeys loveable?

[marching*4*Him]

yeah they are......

do you have one?
sorry this is outta line but your always answering a different question!!! stick with the one before you geez...lol thats why it keeps getting out of line...ok now enough with monkeys!!!! who loves monkeys....darwin...ay...


do you use money?

[boyeleven]

yes

do you use a card?

[Titus]

no, but i love monkeys
Do u like to be annoyed by martian monkeys?

[anca2119]

whats with you and monkeys???>..lol

i dont get annoyed very fast...so its all good...lol....

[boyeleven]

i do

are you annoyed?

[marching*4*Him]

now theres a stupid question!!! :clapping:

if my harddrive dies does it mean it had a heart attack? :(

[boyeleven]

no it had a motherload :D

if a car wrote a book about it's self what would it call it?

[Titus]

i habe no idea but it must be about monkeys.
What about if if a monkey wrote a book about it's self?

[boyeleven]

monkey goes ohoh ahaha

what do you call a bee from the south?

[anca2119]

a hommie bee...lol...i dunno

what do you call a bee from the north?

[boyeleven]

frozzzzzzzen :laf:

if there is up and down and left and right then what is in the middle?

[anca2119]

..the x and y-intercept.....the mid point

what did you think was in the middle???

[boyeleven]

nothing

what alse does a key open?

[anca2119]

lol....a heart

what opens a heart???

[boyeleven]

other then a knife, maybe love

is a cold heart good or bad?

[anca2119]

i think its good....ppl wont take advantage of your big heart...but a hot one is nice too

do u feel cold when ur hearts cold?

[boyeleven]

ya i do :(

do you have a hot heart?

[anca2119]

yeah....maybe that explains why im always hot....

do you get hot when ur nervous????

[boyeleven]

no i get red on my face

do you ich when you are nervous?

[anca2119]

no....lol...i get red too...like tomato red

do u stutter when ur nervous?

[boyeleven]

i always stutter so there is no difference

do you fall down and roll in a ball and suck your thumb when your nervous?

[Titus]

only if my monkey's not around.
what opens the moon?

[marching*4*Him]

your monkey!!!! ahhh


should monkey even be a word?

[boyeleven]

NO

should we ban monkeys from royouth?

[marching*4*Him]

yes!!!!

can you make someone you like like you?

[boyeleven]

no

do you want someone to like you?

[marching*4*Him]

oh come on some stupid answer thats long than one word will work! its not fun anymore....

like me....?
you wnat them to run away?

[Titus]

the monkeys? NO never. but what opens the moon it's the monkey (MOONKEY)
Y do u hate monkeys?

[pray_ush]

just because.

r u obsessed w monkeys?

[boyeleven]

no, thank GOD

do you drink water?

[anca2119]

yes...water is good for you

whats the food/snack you always grab when ur hungary?

[boyeleven]

anything that fit's in my hand

do you drink soda with or without ice?

[anca2119]

always with ice.....i cant drink it without....if theres no ice....then i dont drink it...its wierd...it just makes me sick....

ice or without?

[boyeleven]

without

is warm soda good or bad?

[anca2119]

bad

do u chew on ice?

[boyeleven]

sometimes

do you drive a truck?

[anca2119]

nope....i ant no truck driva


does the wheel on the bus go round and round????

[boyeleven]

no they go round and round and round and round :D

is there pepper in DR.Pepper

[anca2119]

isnt there?....thats why i dont drink it....

is Dr.Pepper really a doctor???

[boyeleven]

yes he has a doctor's degree in tasting good :D

why do bee's like the color yellow?

[anca2119]

the same reason turkeys are attracted to the color red


why are guys color blind?...are you color blind?

[boyeleven]

no,but i'am blind

to what am i blind to?

[Romerican]

ummm ur asking me?? pshh lemme think...too much to list!! :D

why are MnM's chocolate?? i know LAME!!

[anca2119]

no,but i'am blind

to what am i blind to?


blind to love.....


why are they even called MnM's????

[boyeleven]

cuz they are

what was the most you spent on m&m's?

[anca2119]

75 cents....i dont really like them

whats the most you spent on junk food?

[boyeleven]

57bucks on m&m's

how many cavites do you have?

[anca2119]

i have never had one.....nobody believes me...but its true

how many have you had?

[sweet cheeks]

enough for there to be some

are you asking stupid questions so i can ask you why you're asking stupid questions?

[David 001]

thats the point of this game.

how many times you eating today?

[sweet cheeks]

just once...started this morning & i'll finish tonight :P

why do frogs go hippity hop?

[David 001]

coz they got nothing better to do at this point in time

why do monkeys love bananas?

[marching*4*Him]

because bananas is what theyre brains are made out of....


are you bananas?

[boyeleven]

no im oranges

what is a bannana and a orange had a baby, what would you call it?

[marching*4*Him]

banorange! lol

if its one why is it called a 'pair' of scissors?

[boyeleven]

banorange! lol

if its one why is it called a 'pair' of scissors?

cuz there are two peices

what's in the red binder?