stupid answers to stupid questions

[Ovii]

Ok.. I dunno if this has been started before, but here goes..
Its a game where you have to answer the question of the above post, then ask one yourself.. the answers can be as stupid or meaningless as necessary.. get creative
Ill start..

Where does the white go when snow melts???

[Veronika]

well. its a funny story acually..

[Cossy]

where do baby's come from? LOL LOL

[Ovii]

A: the stalk brings them.. duh
Q: why does everything taste like chicken?

[iwait4him]

cause yo momma puts vegeta on everything! LOL

why did the rabbit cross the road?

[NeXuS_21]

cause he was a chicken not a rabb.

Q: What planet do we live on???

[Ovii]

A: i live on the planet i made up in my head as a child.. dunno about anyone else.

Q: What's another word for synonym?

[iwait4him]

oh dude....thats not a stupid question LOL.

uh.....there isn't one!
why is the sky blue???

[Veronika]

coz the grass is green

wat does skin taste like?

[Ovii]

A: Peaches
Q: How charming is the charming man?

[ramonel]

A: The charming man is as charming as charming gets.
Q: How high is space?

[Don Costellini]

oh dude....thats not a stupid question LOL.

uh.....there isn't one!
why is the sky blue???

BECAUSE GOD LOVES THE INFANTRY!!!

[Don Costellini]

A: As high as the snowman across the street.
Q: Why do laptops come in yelow, pink, and purple?

[meesh]

A. i dont know.....

Q. HOw come i never seen any laptops in yellow pink or purple?

[ramonel]

A. Because they only come in yellow pink or purple in movies

Q. Who turns the light on and off in the fridge?

[Ovii]

A: The little man from the cheese add on TV

Q: Why are strawberries and cream such a good combination?

[ramonel]

y0 Ovidel.. did my avatar inspire your question? *grins*

A. It's quite simple actually, see... cherries (which in my opinion are the next best thing to strawberries) dont work with cream. (Nasty outcome... might spend hours in the outhouse) Therefore strawberries do!!

Q. How does one overcome closterphobia?

[UNDRCOVR]

why is the sky blue???


according to one of my 'blonder' friends..

A: it's the reflection from the ocean..

---
real answer can be found HERE (http://www.sciencemadesimple.com/sky_blue.html)

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[NeXuS_21]

Q. How does one overcome closterphobia?
A: Eating chocolate



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Q: Why do monkeys love BaNaNaS???

[ramonel]

A. Because they're yellow

Q. Why cant elephants jump?

[sYphon]

their to fat , by the way, good thread

question: how do carrots help your eyes? I heard the answer from my science teacher a long time ago but forgot

[*~elistan~*]

A: because bugs bunny eats them!

Q: Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

[Steven!]

A: No, it's actually illegal to throw rice in some states!

Q: Why did Barry Sanders retire before breaking Walter Payton's career rushing-yards record?

[*~elistan~*]

A: just cuz he felt like it, ok?!
Q: why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

[*~elistan~*]

hey will someone answer my QUESTION!?!

[ramonel]

A. Because they're just playing. =)

Q. Why are snails so slow?

[*~elistan~*]

A: becuase they love to be fashionably late :D

Q:would a fly without wings be called a walk?

[dagr810ne]

A: no, it woult be called a handicapped fly

Q: Why are they called MP3's?

[ramonel]

A. Because the guy who invented them was also a poet. M, P & 3 rhyme. :)

Q. What's it like being right handed?

[Mami]

its pretty cool!
Q whats it like being left handed?
:rofl:

[*~elistan~*]

A: being lefty is the awesomest thing!!

Q: why do sarmale taste so good?

[ramonel]

A: They dont. They're EVIL. They just MAKE you think they taste good. lol (Not really, I love sarmale)

Q: Why arent the letters on keyboards set out in alphabetical order?

[*~elistan~*]

A: ( i actually looked it up)The first machines in the 19th century did go from A to Z. But this stymied good typists because the most frequently used keys were contiguous. When typists struck, say, the "a" and "b" keys in rapid succession, the spokes carrying those letters often jammed. The solution: separate these and other often- used keys.:D

Q:why are we so addicted to royouth?

[ramonel]

A: Because it's better than watching TV lol

Q: Why is the bus always early when you're late, and late when you're early?

[nihilo]

a. because everyone really IS out to get you

q. why can't we all just get along?

[ramonel]

A: Because like you said, everyone IS out to get you.

Q: If chocolate was HEALTHY, would we like it as much?

[*~elistan~*]

A: no, becuase us amercians like unhealthy stuff!

Q:why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? :scratch:

[ramonel]

elisimut, I've never thought of that one.

A: Because, like you said, Americans like unhealthy stuff.... ie. They like doing things opposite.

Q: Why is 'lapte de pasare' called that?

[loveyou]

why the dog can't fly?

[Steven!]

Why can't you type in proper English?

[*~elistan~*]

its answer then ask a question, ppl!!!!

A: becuase das uble reich... they can talk in anyway they plz! :P

Q: why is chocolate so addicting?

[C.A.R.S]

A: Because it has so much sugar in it.. and it TASTES GOOD!

Q: Why is milk white?

[ddriver]

there's not such thing as a stupid answer.... only a stupid question

[*~elistan~*]

A:milk is white because if it were green, we wouldnt drink it! :D

Q: why cant we all get along?

[omi 16]

a: because we all think diffrent!
g: why do we not get along with are parents?

[Hardcore4JC]

a: because we dont always understand eachother.....

q: why are buildings called buildings when they are finished, shouldnt they be called builts?

[Ovii]

a: yes, but they never get around to renaming them

q: if a corner store isnt on a corner, would it be called a corner store?

[ramonel]

Not, it'd just be a 'store'... I guess.

Q: Why is the colour blue stereotypically associated with boys, as pink is with girls?

[deleted account 3]

dita']Not, it'd just be a 'store'... I guess.

Q: Why is the colour blue stereotypically associated with boys, as pink is with girls?


A: I see guys with pink.. I think the colors among genders is taking a spin here.
Q: What takes your breath away?

[Dulcinea]

A: Swimming under water... oh and every move you make lol

Q: who came up with the idea of waxing?

[Jasy~Jay]

A: A hairy woman...lol:p:

Q:Why do we walk on ground?

[deleted account 3]

A: cuz then everyone would run wild with there wild ideas...
Q: Why am i so beautiful? : )


A: A hairy woman...lol:p:

Q:Why do we walk on ground?

[bryan]

Cause that's the way God made you. :)

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

[deleted account 3]

awww how sweet!!!

A: Cuz the cow was trying to find her mate..
Q: Why are there some people u cant be nice to even if you try?? ( Kind of like an instict)

Cause that's the way God made you. :)

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

[Jasy~Jay]

A:Becuase they don't want to be your friend:p:

Q:Why thoes the human body have bones??

lol:D

[spdrx8]

so we wouldnt flop around

how do they know u are where u are on the mall directorys? lol

[Smilesxox]

Cause...it says..YOU ARE HERE. LOL.

Does Poland spring water come from Poland?

[rebeca<3]

ans: i dont know but if it says so then it does

ques: why do people have to mean here on royouth??? i mean we're christian just wonderin

[brunetziku]

there's not such thing as a stupid answer.... only a stupid question
ha good point here! TRUE

[INT Dani]

don't know of poland, but it's unlikely to be so.
Q: can ppl learn to be more intelligent?

[livin_4_Christ1]

ans: i dont know but if it says so then it does

ques: why do people have to mean here on royouth??? i mean we're christian just wonderin

-Becuase life would be boring without other people being mean..hahaha.

-Do fish sleep? :confused:

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

Is Michael Jackson still black?

[livin_4_Christ1]

Is Michael Jackson still black?

-Who's opinion are you looking for? Ours or his? Hahahah
-Why must celebrities do stupid things?

[deleted account 3]

A: cuz then ppl would lose interest.
Q: What is something God has revealed to you today?

QUOTE=livin_4_Christ1]-Who's opinion are you looking for? Ours or his? Hahahah
-Why must celebrities do stupid things?[/QUOTE]

[micutu]

A: cuz then ppl would lose interest.
Q: What is something God has revealed to you today?

QUOTE=livin_4_Christ1]-Who's opinion are you looking for? Ours or his? Hahahah
-Why must celebrities do stupid things?[/QUOTE]
A: This pointless thread
Q: Why is water wet??

[JellyBelly]

ca sa intrebi tu :P

where does the wind come from and where does it go?

[iTSJUSTFAiTH]

it gets stuck in y our hair

why are tomatos red?

[dance*intherain]

cause God liked the colour.

why do i feel like crying? could you tell me that?

[JellyBelly]

u feel like crying because u ran out of chocolate

why is santa claus fat?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a:because santa ain't fat, he's big boned!
q: can the spirits of your dead relatives watch you when you're going to the bathroom?

[JellyBelly]

yes, and they laugh at you..... can't u hear them? :laf:

why doesn't the rainbow have black?

[bryan]

yes, and they laugh at you..... can't u hear them? :laf:

why doesn't the rainbow have black?


Cause life is like a bowl of jelly beans, nobody likes the black ones.

Why are most desserts round?

[electriicheart]

Cause life is like a bowl of jelly beans, nobody likes the black ones.

Why are most desserts round?

a: because if you eat too much, you will end up 'round'.
q: why are birthday's celebrated every year when you're only born once?

[livin_4_Christ1]

a: because if you eat too much, you will end up 'round'.
q: why are birthday's celebrated every year when you're only born once?

Because everyone has to have a special day, sometime.

Why does the world seem so small but is yet so big?

[Dave89]

A: because some people have never seen other parts of the world

Q: why is the grass always greener on the other side of the fence?

[JellyBelly]

because they own a dog.... (fertilizer) :laf: :laf:

why do we have to go to school??

[micutu]

because they own a dog.... (fertilizer) :laf: :laf:

why do we have to go to school??
A: So we can give inteligent answers to inteligent Questions.:hmm:
Q:Why is the night Dark?

[livin_4_Christ1]

A: So we can give inteligent answers to inteligent Questions.:hmm:
Q:Why is the night Dark?

So the people that are allergic to the light can come out...:cry:

Why does italy look amazing in pictures, but isn't all that great in real life?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

So the people that are allergic to the light can come out...:cry:

Why does italy look amazing in pictures, but isn't all that great in real life?

a: cuz it's full of italians, duh!
q: why did they name Uranus Uranus?

[JellyBelly]

because it has a nice ring to it.... hahaha!!!

why does chocolate taste so good?

[**lia_coro**]

because it has a nice ring to it.... hahaha!!!

why does chocolate taste so good?



Becaue it is brown!! ;)

Why ... we must work everday????

[JellyBelly]

ca sa nu putrezim :D

why do roses have spikes?

[**lia_coro**]

ca sa nu putrezim :D

why do roses have spikes?


Yeah ... bun räspuns .... :yeahdude: :laf:


Ca sä vedem culoarea sangelui!

Why we watch TV???

[deleted account 3]

A: cuz its a way to relax through out the day.

Q: what is the thought today that you werent able to let go?

[patriroqt]

ooh, that's a hard one....

A. probably how this one guy said that the end of the world will be in dec. 2012. That got me mad.....

Q. Who do you like?

[deleted account 3]

ooh, that's a hard one....

A. probably how this one guy said that the end of the world will be in dec. 2012. That got me mad.....

Q. Who do you like?


A: DAVID!!!

Q: Why do ppl get angry?

[patriroqt]

A. because they're jealous of my new furniture

Q. where did the fish swim?

[micutu]

A:In my bath thub.
Q:how do u drawn a fish.??

[JellyBelly]

with a pen

why can't elephants jump?

[MeTrO]

because they're tooooooo fat :)

How do you make an oriental person totally disoriented?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: by wackin' them upside the head!
q: what are hotdogs really made out of?

[dziana]

A: made out of little dogs.... hot ones
Q: why the fire is hot?

[simfonica]

a: b/c red is a hot color lol
Q:why are blondes dumb?

[JellyBelly]

because they hate school :D

why do dogs bark all night for no reason??

[MeTrO]

because they don't have a reason not to bark

why do girls go to the toilet together?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

q: cuz they're not secure like us guys, that's why:D
a: if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[deleted account 3]

A: Yes it does, but no human may experience it at the moment..
Q: How is the power of God revealed through your life?

q: cuz they're not secure like us guys, that's why:D
a: if a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: through a lightening bolt to the back of the head.....
q: there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call?

[JellyBelly]

i'll call you and let u know

why do birds fly?

[ButterflyKisses]

cuz they wanna.

do vegeterians eat animal crackers??:-p

[livin_4_Christ1]

cuz they wanna.

do vegeterians eat animal crackers??:-p

No because it would hurt them too much after they bit off the head.

Why must we buy useless stuff, only to give it away later?

[JellyBelly]

ca sa dai si la saraci :P

why do boats float?

[Canadian, eh?]

ca sa dai si la saraci :P

why do boats float?
For you would ask. lol.

Why am I up late staring aimlessly at the screen?

[JellyBelly]

bacause u have nothing better to do......

why do we have to sleep??

[ButterflyKisses]

so we wont look like zombies haha

why do we eat fatning food when we know its bad for us

[INT Dani]

because it is made, and once in the store, is all over.
but why do we have to be stupid sometimes? (this is a pretty stupid question,though ( and also a wery deep one, i guess, since is hits the second wery question of mankind) so it's just perfect for our purposes)

[AlaturiDeIngeri]

some of us were born with it, we'll share your secrets

why do you drink water?

[INT Dani]

because wine would make me forget it

and another stupid question "what did u mean by that?"

[alleant]

A: I dont remember...
Q: What did I say?

[volcorn03]

A: you like men

Q: can i get a piggy back ride to the corner store to pick up some milk for my cereal

[bryan]

A: you like men

Q: can i get a piggy back ride to the corner store to pick up some milk for my cereal

A: only if we can play hopscotch after school

Q: how far can you run into a forest?

[volcorn03]

A: only if we can play hopscotch after school

Q: how far can you run into a forest?


A: till the forest runs into me

Q: would u rather jump into a flaming pile of shoes... oorrrr get stabed in the kidneys?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: both
q: why do chickens need to get plucked and turkeys stuffed?

[bryan]

a: both
q: why do chickens need to get plucked and turkeys stuffed?

A: cause chickens cluck and turkeys gobble.

Q: Why does a Girls Gone Wild commercial always have to come on right when my parents enter the room?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: because you don't lock the door, bro.
q: what's 3 + 2?

[volcorn03]

A: cause chickens cluck and turkeys gobble.

Q: Why does a Girls Gone Wild commercial always have to come on right when my parents enter the room?


A: why do ur parents walk in right when the girls gone wild commercial comes on

Q: so if you did that one thing and the person did that other thing after she droped that one thing...why does that thing smell sooooo bad

[volcorn03]

a: because you don't lock the door, bro.
q: what's 3 + 2?



A: 10-4+10 divided by 2

Q: what did your mother say?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: she said, "get your fat butt back in the house before i hurt you!"
q: why does scratching make it worse?

[volcorn03]

a: she said, "get your fat butt back in the house before i hurt you!"
q: why does scratching make it worse?


A: cause itchin it makes it even worse

Q: why does the earth spin the way the toilet flushes

[bryan]

A: cause itchin it makes it even worse

Q: why does the earth spin the way the toilet flushes

A:cause if you dropped a quarter, it would be heads.

Q: what IS willis talking about?

[volcorn03]

A:cause if you dropped a quarter, it would be heads.

Q: what IS willis talking about?


A: hes complainin that his pot pie isin't up to par

Q: would drinkin ur own pee make u the person u want to be?

[bryan]

A: hes complainin that his pot pie isin't up to par

Q: would drinkin ur own pee make u the person u want to be?

A: only if you wanted it to be.

Q: does slow and steady win the race?

[volcorn03]

A: only if you wanted it to be.

Q: does slow and steady win the race?


A: only if ur tall and fast

Q: does the nice guy really finish last

[bryan]

A: only if ur tall and fast

Q: does the nice guy really finish last

A: if hes asian

Q: can u really make lemonaid out of aids?

[volcorn03]

A: if hes asian

Q: can u really make lemonaid out of aids?


A: only if that aids comes with some nice herpies

Q: how does one...get it on the floor?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: by dropping it on the floor, first
q: what were his parents thinking when they named their son Gaylord?

[bryan]

A: only if that aids comes with some nice herpies

Q: how does one...get it on the floor?

A: you have to be bruce lee

Q: can only time tell?

[bryan]

a: by dropping it on the floor, first
q: what were his parents thinking when they named their son Gaylord?

A: they weerent thinkin, they were high.

Q: is laughter the best medicine?

[volcorn03]

A: they weerent thinkin, they were high.

Q: is laughter the best medicine?


A: only grandpa gotz the right medicine

Q: if theres a will how in the world is there a way?

[bryan]

A: only grandpa gotz the right medicine

Q: if theres a will how in the world is there a way?

A: cause we all know Will is gay.

Q: can one "break yo self?"

[volcorn03]

A: cause we all know Will is gay.

Q: can one "break yo self?"


A: yes...if!!!...one doesn't wreck them selves cause they didnnt' check them selves

Q: if you take ocean blv to cherry ave....left on east 45th street go about 2-3 miles make a slight right onto main...where does that get you?

[bryan]

A: yes...if!!!...one doesn't wreck them selves cause they didnnt' check them selves

Q: if you take ocean blv to cherry ave....left on east 45th street go about 2-3 miles make a slight right onto main...where does that get you?

A: bin laden's cave.

Q: :icecream:?

[volcorn03]

A: bin laden's cave.

Q: :icecream:?


A: you perfer men

Q: if u drop it like its hot...how will u pick it back up?

[Steven!]

A: No, I want roast beef you clod!

Q: What's for dinner?

[ButterflyKisses]

A: ask your mother lol

Q: WHY is my school soooooo retarted

[micutu]

A: ask your mother lol

Q: WHY is my school soooooo retarted
A:Because ur retarted, and thats y ur going to a retard school....duuuhhhhhh!!:twak:
Q:what is a stupid question??

[volcorn03]

A:Because ur retarted, and thats y ur going to a retard school....duuuhhhhhh!!:twak:
Q:what is a stupid question??


A: what a question stupid

Q: if the person on the left hit the man on the right where does the person in the middle stand?

[JellyBelly]

on the floor

if i threw an egg at u, will it crack?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

a: yes
q: who is your daddy and what does he do?

[AfterTheRain]

A. God, creator of everything, watching over All.
Q. Why does Love hurt?

[bryan]

A. God, creator of everything, watching over All.
Q. Why does Love hurt?

A: Cause if it didn't, everyone would have herpies.

Q: What happens when pigs fly?

[volcorn03]

A: Cause if it didn't, everyone would have herpies.

Q: What happens when pigs fly?


A: then it rains pancakes

Q: if prison was heaven what would u consider hell?

[bryan]

A: then it rains pancakes

Q: if prison was heaven what would u consider hell?

A: Watching one episode of Dharma and Greg.

Q: Does being black automatically make you cool?

[AfterTheRain]

A: Cause if it didn't, everyone would have herpies.

:scratch: ...anyways God Bless.

[bryan]

:scratch: ...anyways God Bless.

maybe you don't get what this thread is about.

it was pretty clear to me but i'll explain it to you.

someone asks a stupid question and then another person replies with a stupid answer.

[volcorn03]

A: Watching one episode of Dharma and Greg.

Q: Does being black automatically make you cool?



A: does being jewish automatically give you a ticket to hell

Q: if it isn't butter what the gay is it!!!!!!!

[ButterflyKisses]

A:Because ur retarted, and thats y ur going to a retard school....duuuhhhhhh!!:twak:
Q:what is a stupid question??

ur evil...:twak:

[ButterflyKisses]

peanuts haha....

how many romanians does it take to change a lightbulb? haha (??)

[volcorn03]

peanuts haha....

how many romanians does it take to change a lightbulb? haha (??)



A: depends if the cable runs all the way to china town

Q:do your ears hang low?

[:::PAPARAZZI:::]

A: yes like the buffalo in the snow

Q: do you have big thighs?

[volcorn03]

A: yes like the buffalo in the snow

Q: do you have big thighs?



A: ewwwwww no i don't eat rice sicko

Q: would being on top of the world technically mean ur haning off the bottom?

[livin_4_Christ1]

A: ewwwwww no i don't eat rice sicko

Q: would being on top of the world technically mean ur haning off the bottom?


Sure. :wall2: :wall2:

Why did keira knightly get all the perks? Hmph...just kidding.

[volcorn03]

Sure. :wall2: :wall2:

Why did keira knightly get all the perks? Hmph...just kidding.


A: cause shes black

Q: would be gettting stabed by a fro pick considerd gangster?

[bryan]

A: cause shes black

Q: would be gettting stabed by a fro pick considerd gangster?

A: Only if you're down with it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[volcorn03]

A: Only if you're down with it.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


A: 32 only if chuck noris chose me in a game of duck duck goose

Q: is it true that a person reaps what he sews?

[bryan]

A: 32 only if chuck noris chose me in a game of duck duck goose

Q: is it true that a person reaps what he sews?

A: Yes, unless that person is Chuck Norris.

Q: Can Chuck Norris loose in a fight?

[volcorn03]

A: Yes, unless that person is Chuck Norris.

Q: Can Chuck Norris loose in a fight?


A: only to his evil twin Chuck Norris

Q: is roswap as gay as it sounds?

[bryan]

A: only to his evil twin Chuck Norris

Q: is roswap as gay as it sounds?

A: No, it's even gayer.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris or Mr. T?

[ButterflyKisses]

A: Mr. T

Q: do you like rhinos? (??) lol

[marching*4*Him]

i was raised by them ...lol

would you love me if i said i loved you?

[Thais]

i'll think about it

where are my keys?

[marching*4*Him]

i washed them in the dishwasher...sorry...

what would this world do without chocolate?

[Thais]

it would dissapear

why can't the blind men see?

[marching*4*Him]

because they cannot sing in eflat...

if you were to reincarnate..what would you become

[volcorn03]

because they cannot sing in eflat...

if you were to reincarnate..what would you become



i would become the person next to that bag of doritoes (cool ranche)


if 7 pennys is 94 pennys less then a doller and 54 less then a minute.. get what im tryin to say???

[anca2119]

i would become the person next to that bag of doritoes (cool ranche)


if 7 pennys is 94 pennys less then a doller and 54 less then a minute.. get what im tryin to say???


that u dont know math......jk

why dont similies have teeth????

[marching*4*Him]

because if they did they would bite you..

why do you have teeth?

[volcorn03]

that u dont know math......jk

why dont similies have teeth????




cause they got a messed up grilll!!!


since when do nice guys finish first?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

When all the bad boys were out of town.

Have you ever ridden in the pink cadillac?

[anca2119]

since they became nice


sincs when are guys nice?

[volcorn03]

since they aren't nice


when will girls stop playin their lil games?

[anca2119]

when guys stop being players

where did all the serious guys go?

[ButterflyKisses]

A: umm wat serious guys?? jk ..lol

Q: how come now a days...guys and girls have so much hate for each other.?

[marching*4*Him]

because they chew gum in church..

does God hate anyone...?

[ButterflyKisses]

A: you should read the thread "does God love everyone" lol

Q: What should i eat?

[marching*4*Him]

eat your shirt....

are you a nitemare to yourself?

[volcorn03]

eat your shirt....

are you a nitemare to yourself?



only when its spelled right



can i speak at ur funeral?

[JellyBelly]

of course.... but only if u can find nice things to say :D

why is the earth spherical and we don't fall off?

[volcorn03]

ask my good friend newton


what super power would u have if u could just have one?

[anca2119]

to read minds...

why is the sun brighter than the moon????

[volcorn03]

wouldn't you like to know



are u jamaican cause you jaMAKIN me crazy?

[claudian]

no


if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect...than y practice??

[anca2119]

quote"wouldn't you like to know

are u jamaican cause you jaMAKIN me crazy?"quote


lol....good one but no..only my mom and dad


do u know CPR???...cuz u take my breath away

[anca2119]

no


if practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect...than y practice??


nobodys perfect...therfore..im nodody...therefore...IM PERFECT..lol

[volcorn03]

quote"wouldn't you like to know

are u jamaican cause you jaMAKIN me crazy?"quote


lol....good one but no..only my mom and dad


do u know CPR???...cuz u take my breath away


i hope i dont know CPR cause u breath be kickin


can u belive its not butter?

[anca2119]

looks like u wanna play dirty

i dont believe alot of things

why do ur eyes both have to move in the same direction?...

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

nonsense! my glass eye moves however it wants!

where's osama bin laden?

[volcorn03]

under my bed


WHERES MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!

[~becca~(G)]

in the moon

why..... why do we eat........ m&m's?

[Romerican]

becuz their colorfull?? hmm :p:

why are you on royouth?

[anca2119]

cuz im bored at work

Do blind people have dreams? if they do, do they know what they are seeing?

[volcorn03]

i don't SEE what ur askin


would u rather get ur leg or arm chopped off?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

my arm

why did the chicken cross the road?

[JellyBelly]

because there was a rooster on the other side :D

what does green look like?

[Beatus]

green looks like what it sounds like.

have you ever tasted the rainbow?

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

Yeah, and i love skittles!

what is the sound of one hand clapping?

[JellyBelly]

silence

if u jump off a building and flap ur arms, will u be able to fly? lol

[OhNoYouDidn't!]

yes....you'll fly as good as a rock

why is maple syrup so dang finger-lickin' good?

[Sabynna]

because u like it

why am I talking to you?

[volcorn03]

your not talkin...your typeing



have u seen my dog gary?

[marching*4*Him]

i hope i dont know CPR cause u breath be kickin


can u belive its not butter?
:eek: its not??!?!?!?! lol sorry had to do that...yeah i saw him with that chick dog across the street...lets not get into that conversation...lol

what is money?

[volcorn03]

time is moneeeyyyyyyy


what is the time?

[Beatus]

time for you to get a watch! :D

why is the sky blue?

[volcorn03]

cause i dont' have a watch



wana get me a watch for my bday?

[marching*4*Him]

mmm how bout a card? lol

wat do you call yourself?

[volcorn03]

human


what else would i call myself?

[marching*4*Him]

i dont know i asked you that! lol

is it lunch time yet?

[volcorn03]

lunch is just an excuse for a dinner/ midnight snake for something we like to call breakfest right befor brunch though


why do people wear sunglasses indoors?

[marching*4*Him]

the lights are brighter than the sun...or they think they look cool...which it only makes them look dumb or theyre blind!

where can i find a canopener? oh why isnt he answering his phone!~!!! ahh..

[volcorn03]

because hes to busy tryin to open that can of beans he wants to have with his rice burrito


WHOS UP FOR A PIGGY BACK RIDE?!?!?!?!

[anca2119]

not me

how can u see from the corners of your eyes if they r round????

[volcorn03]

the same way the earth is flat



if you put to much butter on your toast would you still eat it?

[Thais]

maybe

are we there yet?

[volcorn03]

if there is here then yes



ya wana die?

[Thais]

yes

why can't the pigs fly?

[volcorn03]

cause who wants flyin baccon


ever punch your self in the face just for the funny of it?

[anca2119]

ummmm no...its not that fun

If Snickers really satisfies, why do they make a king size bar?

[marching*4*Him]

for more satisfaction....the bigger folks lol

can i have a snickers?

[anca2119]

i wish I had one....

go buy me one and mail it over express por favor

[marching*4*Him]

i was gonna ask you that lol

why am looking at this screen?

[Socc3roo]

you got nothing better to do.

why do dogs bark?

[simmsattack_28]

they're trying to tel us how stupid we are..

where does poop go?

[ButterflyKisses]

into the ocean!! (??)

arent the crabs from finding nemo funny???? (heyy heyyyy) haaha

[volcorn03]

i get a better laugh from lookin at my feet



if your elbow had a mouth what would it say?

[ButterflyKisses]

OMGOODNESS I HAVE A MOUTH!!!! haha

do you like cheesecake?

[Socc3roo]

not particularly,

if a mouse is mice, shouldnt a house be hice?

[AlaturiDeIngeri]

no
its hick...

:doh:


umm

why do ya'll bother .. asking.. anything.. really?

[marching*4*Him]

because we're....bored lol

where do ya live?

[Sabynna]

in wonderland... :)

why are 7 days in a week?

[AlaturiDeIngeri]

ca asa scrie in Biblie..

why spam to cease boredness?

[marching*4*Him]

because boredness increases spam....

do you work hard?

[deleted account 3]

If its worth it! : )

Where did the monkeys go, when there mother and father left them?

because boredness increases spam....

do you work hard?

[marching*4*Him]

to the lion king...

do you like yogurt?

[AlaturiDeIngeri]

im not into rotten dairy.. sorry

umm...

do you go to school? [college, HS.. grade school.. haha]

[marching*4*Him]

i do the college of learn nothing live hard....lol nah i work

do you work?

[Sabynna]

yeah... I can work it out..


why do the pigs like the dirt?

[anca2119]

cuz they like to get down and dirty

when will hell freeze and pigs fly?

[boyeleven]

when i get a gf

when will the light turn dark?

[Sabynna]

when I'll go to sleep

why do the dandelions scatter when the wind blows?

[wet dog]

when I'll go to sleep

why do the dandelions scatter when the wind blows?



cause they do



brunetts or blondes?

[addicted2jesus]

brunetts..DUH!! were so much SMARTER!!

How many weeks are there in a light year?

[David 001]

as many as you want


whats the worst pick up line someone sed on you?

[marching*4*Him]

are you kidding me? i never get those lol

did you get a pick up line?

[David 001]

yeah actually i have.....lol
it was lame to but i felt sorry for the girl though

what do your clothes say about you?

[yo]

doi erau in copac, si bicicletele nu erau ale lor

[boyeleven]

brunetts

tall or short?

[anca2119]

tall...at least taller than me...

curly or straight

[boyeleven]

depends

saterday morning or saterday night?

[anca2119]

saturday morning

sunday morning or night?

[boyeleven]

sunday night

black or white?