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Archangel
04-11-2003, 12:09 PM
I did not kill my lovely wife.
I did not slash her with a knife.
I did not bonk her on the head.
I did not know that she was dead.

I stayed at home that fateful night.
I took a cab, then took a flight.
The bag I had was just for me.
My bag! My bag! Hey, leave it be!

When I came home I had a gash.
My hand was cut from broken glass.
I cut my hand on broken glass.
A broken glass did cause that gash.

My friend, he took me for a ride.
All through LA, from side to side.
From north to south, we took a ride.
But from the cops we could not hide.

My trial lasted for a year.
A year! A year! Just sitting here!
The DNA, the HEM-the HAW!
The circus-hype the viewers saw!

A year! A year! Just sitting here!
And lawyers charge by the hour I fear!
If I\'m found guilty I will appeal!
Appeal! Appeal! I will appeal!

I\'ll wheedle and whine- I\'ll cut a deal!
If it\'s \"not guilty\" so glad I\'ll feel
Did you do this awful crime?
Did you do this anytime?

I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.
Did you take this person\'s life?
Did you do it with a knife?

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not anytime.

Did you hit her from above.
Did you drop this bloody glove?
I did not hit her from above.
I cannot even wear that glove.

I did not do it with a knife.
I did not, could not kill my wife.
I did not do this awful crime.
I could not, would not, anytime.

And now I\'m free, I can return
To my house for which I yearn.
And to my family whom I love.
Hey, now I\'m free- Give back my glove!!!!!

Ana Maria
04-11-2003, 12:28 PM
hey i loved that dr. suess...where did u get it from
:lol2:

Archangel
04-11-2003, 02:21 PM
www.bored.com

-bored jokes...

pinkbubble2003
04-11-2003, 02:24 PM
hahaha thast funny!! :lol2:

Archangel
04-11-2003, 09:31 PM
hey I asked you before but got no answer....what does that french stuff mean...?

Nygel
05-25-2003, 04:32 AM
Dr. Seus is awesome.:lol2::bfro:

Nygel
05-25-2003, 04:35 AM
ArchangeBy using the google translate tool this is what Windowlicker\'s message is translated.

\"I love you baby, you are my only reason for happiness, you are my \"one in million\", the excuse for my smile, and my motivation to be a better person, you complete me...\":bfro:

deni
05-25-2003, 04:34 PM
neah...you couldn\'t be inlove.....u dont\' know me yet!!!!!:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Nygel
05-25-2003, 11:28 PM
Deni...:laf::laf::laf: I don\'t talk like that:wall::wall::wall::lol2::lol2::lol2::bfro:

deni
05-26-2003, 10:32 AM
:lol2::lol2::D:D:D:D:D:D:D

swtlips
10-08-2003, 12:29 AM
WOW THAT WAS THE BEST THING I'VE READ YET! HAHA.
BUT I OBVIOUSLY HAVEN'T READ ANYTHING FOR QUITE A WHILE... VERY NICE THO!

BUT OMG, I REMEMBER LIKE BACK IN 1993>? WHEN THE O.J. SIMPSON CASE WAS "THE THING TO TALK ABOUT."
HAHA, MY MOM WOULD ALWAYS GET THE MAGAZINES AND WATCH THE NEWS ON HIM AND STUFF, IT WAS QUITE AN INTERESTING CASE.

DO YOU THINK HE WAS GUILTY BY THE WAY?

Cornelia733
10-15-2003, 10:06 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! and bored.com is a great site! :)

UNDRCOVR
10-31-2003, 11:56 AM
lol.. i thought that that was hilarious!!!
although i don't know the whole story coz i was young at the time n didn't understand wat was going on.. although it was ALL OVER the news!!!

:D UNDRCOVR :D